So yesterday at like... no actually, 1 o'clock this morning, my friend calls and asked me to stay at her house tonight. Fun stuff! No really, her mom is awesome and we always have weird retarded people that come over. Like, for example, Chris and Devon came over and we went for a drive. Now a while ago, Chris totalled his car. So I'm sitting infront with Chris and my friend, Alison, is sitting at the back with Devon. And on this double carraige way Chris says, "Let's reinact my accident. Everybody play dead!". Chris puts his head back, lets go of the wheel, Devon's head is slunk forward, I pretend to sleep and then you feel the car swerve sideways really quickly. "Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!" screams Alison from the back while hitting Chris. I must admit, it was rather funny.
OHMYFISHCANOFBEANS! is the type of shit my friends and I like to yell out in times of distress.
So Facebook is now the most boring piece of waste of time place and yet we still go on it and talk a whole bunch of crap to some weird person you don't even know from his mother's vagina. Why? Because we're sad, sad socialites. Hell! My brother is hardly a socialite and he even has Facebook. You know what's better than Facebook? Failbook. www.failbook.failblog.org ... I think. It has the most brilliant fails on Facebook you will ever find. Unless, of course, you have retards on Facebook that have no clue how to spell for shit and then the most brilliant people on Earth who have amazing comebacks.
Who thinks Snorlax is the most brilliant Pokemon in the world? I don't care how old you are, you MUST watch some form of anime, even if it is Pokemon. I watch a varied bunch of anime but c'mon. Pokemon? You have to. All other Pokemon have to summon shit like fire or what not. But Snorlax? He just sleeps and snores his opponents away. No effort needed. Am I right? Am I right? Of course I'm right.
Hope that gives you something to ponder on throughout the day.
xx
-JadeD
No comments:
Post a Comment