Saturday, January 15, 2011

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So yesterday, my dad says that he's been thinking of a deal to make with me. Okay so, I'm pretty... I know that much. But I've always been a little overweight and it bugged me even though no one noticed because I can hide it well. Although, my parents, having to see me everyday (the horror!), it really bugs them. Now ever since I was little, I had a fettish if you could call it, for three things. Pianos, bikes and hands. When I was eight years old, my parents bought me a piano and I've been playing since then. Hands have always been a fettish of mine, I think because I really, REALLY hate my hands. So now for the deal. I walked into the garage looking for the mop thing because I was cleaning my room and my dad says,
"So I've been thinking... I have a deal to make with you." Now I've always been the independent one, looking to go places but being the youngest, I never have transportation and my brother is not independent at all so he never wants to take me anywhere.

"Yes? Go on." I said.
"You want wheels, yeah?"
"Yeah. Badly."
"What is your goal weight?"
"60kgs."
"Right. If you can get to 60kgs and keep it for 3 months, I will get you a proper motorbike, not a scooter. A bike. You know, vroom vroom. Not eeeeeeeeee." I laughed and at the same time my eyes popped out.

So I have quite a bit of weight to lose and keep it that way but I am going to need some help. So any words of encouragement would be great!

My mom found a place 2 days ago and she got it so we're to be moving on the weekend of the 29th and 30th of January. It's a really nice place yet, I really am going to have to buy one of those internet thingies because we won't have any internet and I can't go without internet. It will suck big 'ole donkey dick.

I'm off once again. BIG sigh.

-JadeD

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