So yesterday, my dad says that he's been thinking of a deal to make with me. Okay so, I'm pretty... I know that much. But I've always been a little overweight and it bugged me even though no one noticed because I can hide it well. Although, my parents, having to see me everyday (the horror!), it really bugs them. Now ever since I was little, I had a fettish if you could call it, for three things. Pianos, bikes and hands. When I was eight years old, my parents bought me a piano and I've been playing since then. Hands have always been a fettish of mine, I think because I really, REALLY hate my hands. So now for the deal. I walked into the garage looking for the mop thing because I was cleaning my room and my dad says,
"So I've been thinking... I have a deal to make with you." Now I've always been the independent one, looking to go places but being the youngest, I never have transportation and my brother is not independent at all so he never wants to take me anywhere.
"Yes? Go on." I said.
"You want wheels, yeah?"
"Yeah. Badly."
"What is your goal weight?"
"60kgs."
"Right. If you can get to 60kgs and keep it for 3 months, I will get you a proper motorbike, not a scooter. A bike. You know, vroom vroom. Not eeeeeeeeee." I laughed and at the same time my eyes popped out.
So I have quite a bit of weight to lose and keep it that way but I am going to need some help. So any words of encouragement would be great!
My mom found a place 2 days ago and she got it so we're to be moving on the weekend of the 29th and 30th of January. It's a really nice place yet, I really am going to have to buy one of those internet thingies because we won't have any internet and I can't go without internet. It will suck big 'ole donkey dick.
I'm off once again. BIG sigh.
-JadeD
Saturday, January 15, 2011
Friday, January 14, 2011
Weekend Crap
So yesterday at like... no actually, 1 o'clock this morning, my friend calls and asked me to stay at her house tonight. Fun stuff! No really, her mom is awesome and we always have weird retarded people that come over. Like, for example, Chris and Devon came over and we went for a drive. Now a while ago, Chris totalled his car. So I'm sitting infront with Chris and my friend, Alison, is sitting at the back with Devon. And on this double carraige way Chris says, "Let's reinact my accident. Everybody play dead!". Chris puts his head back, lets go of the wheel, Devon's head is slunk forward, I pretend to sleep and then you feel the car swerve sideways really quickly. "Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!" screams Alison from the back while hitting Chris. I must admit, it was rather funny.
OHMYFISHCANOFBEANS! is the type of shit my friends and I like to yell out in times of distress.
So Facebook is now the most boring piece of waste of time place and yet we still go on it and talk a whole bunch of crap to some weird person you don't even know from his mother's vagina. Why? Because we're sad, sad socialites. Hell! My brother is hardly a socialite and he even has Facebook. You know what's better than Facebook? Failbook. www.failbook.failblog.org ... I think. It has the most brilliant fails on Facebook you will ever find. Unless, of course, you have retards on Facebook that have no clue how to spell for shit and then the most brilliant people on Earth who have amazing comebacks.
Who thinks Snorlax is the most brilliant Pokemon in the world? I don't care how old you are, you MUST watch some form of anime, even if it is Pokemon. I watch a varied bunch of anime but c'mon. Pokemon? You have to. All other Pokemon have to summon shit like fire or what not. But Snorlax? He just sleeps and snores his opponents away. No effort needed. Am I right? Am I right? Of course I'm right.
Hope that gives you something to ponder on throughout the day.
xx
-JadeD
OHMYFISHCANOFBEANS! is the type of shit my friends and I like to yell out in times of distress.
So Facebook is now the most boring piece of waste of time place and yet we still go on it and talk a whole bunch of crap to some weird person you don't even know from his mother's vagina. Why? Because we're sad, sad socialites. Hell! My brother is hardly a socialite and he even has Facebook. You know what's better than Facebook? Failbook. www.failbook.failblog.org ... I think. It has the most brilliant fails on Facebook you will ever find. Unless, of course, you have retards on Facebook that have no clue how to spell for shit and then the most brilliant people on Earth who have amazing comebacks.
Who thinks Snorlax is the most brilliant Pokemon in the world? I don't care how old you are, you MUST watch some form of anime, even if it is Pokemon. I watch a varied bunch of anime but c'mon. Pokemon? You have to. All other Pokemon have to summon shit like fire or what not. But Snorlax? He just sleeps and snores his opponents away. No effort needed. Am I right? Am I right? Of course I'm right.
Hope that gives you something to ponder on throughout the day.
xx
-JadeD
Thursday, January 13, 2011
The Newbie
So I'm "the Newbie" when it comes to blogging and not really sure about anything here. First of all, I'll introduce myself. My name is Jade. I'm sixteen years old and live in South Africa. I love music and my world revolves around it. From the different extremes of my two favorites, My Chemical Romance and The Beatles, nothing is better than music itself.
I love to write. I've written a one 10 chapter story and another 3 chapter. Unfortunately, I haven't added on to them in a long time due to lack of ideas and too much school work. I love art as well. My brother is a brilliant artist and some of his computer art can be found in deviantart.com under "zhion360". So working on different art projects at school are fun and so are my music projects. Although these are fun, they prove to be the most challenging things in my life aside from a few family issues. Acting is also amazingly fun and rewarding but at the same time, exhausting.
My Plans for this Year:
Try my best to keep my boyfriend. All my past boyfriends have been utter failures, heartbreaks and just plain stupid. This one is, hopefully, going to last a long, long time. We started dating this month, the 9th. I've known him for a little over a year and I'm drop dead in love with him as he is with me. He is the only one that has kept me sane. I've been going through rough times and he's always been there to cheer me up. It's the one thing I've noticed ever since I started talking to him. He's the happiest energizer bunny in the world.
Step up my work. My schoolwork was not too bad last year getting B's and an A but, I'd like to get A's and a B rather. My music is up to standard but I really must work on my drama and art.
Get along with my mother. Getting along with my mom proves to be a great challenge. And this year will be even more challenging. I'm soon, hopefully, to be moving into a flat with my mom. My brother is staying behind with my dad because all his work for university is in this house. My parents are separating and I must say, it's not a very good atmosphere in this house at present.
So those are about all, I think.
The title of my blog, Untutored, means that we're always learning new things because things are forever changing. And also, I will be putting what I learn on this blog and hopefully prove useful to everyone reading it.
Late happy new year!
xx
- JadeD
I love to write. I've written a one 10 chapter story and another 3 chapter. Unfortunately, I haven't added on to them in a long time due to lack of ideas and too much school work. I love art as well. My brother is a brilliant artist and some of his computer art can be found in deviantart.com under "zhion360". So working on different art projects at school are fun and so are my music projects. Although these are fun, they prove to be the most challenging things in my life aside from a few family issues. Acting is also amazingly fun and rewarding but at the same time, exhausting.
My Plans for this Year:
Try my best to keep my boyfriend. All my past boyfriends have been utter failures, heartbreaks and just plain stupid. This one is, hopefully, going to last a long, long time. We started dating this month, the 9th. I've known him for a little over a year and I'm drop dead in love with him as he is with me. He is the only one that has kept me sane. I've been going through rough times and he's always been there to cheer me up. It's the one thing I've noticed ever since I started talking to him. He's the happiest energizer bunny in the world.
Step up my work. My schoolwork was not too bad last year getting B's and an A but, I'd like to get A's and a B rather. My music is up to standard but I really must work on my drama and art.
Get along with my mother. Getting along with my mom proves to be a great challenge. And this year will be even more challenging. I'm soon, hopefully, to be moving into a flat with my mom. My brother is staying behind with my dad because all his work for university is in this house. My parents are separating and I must say, it's not a very good atmosphere in this house at present.
So those are about all, I think.
The title of my blog, Untutored, means that we're always learning new things because things are forever changing. And also, I will be putting what I learn on this blog and hopefully prove useful to everyone reading it.
Late happy new year!
xx
- JadeD
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